There is no need to feel low and sorry for yourself. If you want to put a smile back on your face take a look at these good quotes about life.
"There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it. " Patrick Moore
"A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'." Claude D. Pepper
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. " Bob Hope
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates
Why don't you try some of the greatest quotes about life.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman "If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police." Robert Lee Stevenson
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city." George Burns
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." Duane Dewel
"A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas." Alice Glynn
Or take a selection of these famous quotes about life.
"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished." Zsa Zsa Gabor
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." Humphrey Bogart
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?" Henry Youngman
"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." Alexai Sayle"In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes." Adlai Stevenson
"A fool and his money are soon elected." Will Rogers
"A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar." H. L. Mencken
"Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." Will Rogers
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